Survival guide for new members

[petitrhino]

Or 'how to stop lurking and start posting, while still being on the safe side'

You're safe on this board.

... Well you are if you respect a few rules, that is:

* Don't come too close to Mateo or he might bite your head off So when you post to him, make sure your head is not too close to the screen.

* Jinx rules the party floor. If you want to be on good terms with her, join the dance!

* Our Admin is very evil. He, in no way, not ever, not in a million years, have 4000 more posts than me

* Our Admin is still very evil. He chose a really long username. Alternatives to calling him Fireflyfanuk are as follows:
Darren (most commonly used)
Admin
Evil admin
Our Fireflyfanukness (if you want to ask for a favor)

* Jinx has ever changing avatar and not one of them can sit still!

* Mateo's posts can on occasion make you spit your drink on the screen, or maybe that's just me...


... more to follow

[Fireflyfanuk]

A HEM....

Evil??



lol ;D

[Jinx]

yes mateo has been known to make me spit my drink on the screen haha
as for my avatars why sit still when you can dance.
admin evil never... other ways to get favours suck up haha ;D
and petitrhino you the coolest helpin out the newbies you deserve a gold star

[Mateo [Maestro]]

petitrhino said:

* Don't come too close to Mateo or he might bite your head off So when you post to him, make sure your head is not too close to the screen.

FLO!!! DON'T TELL THEM THAT, I'M HUNGRY!!!

[petitrhino]

*HUGS ALL*

I've been away all weekend. It was a great weekend, but I still missed you guys.

Darren: ;D

Jinx: Thanks a bunch ;D I actually don't know if it's english but I've been wanting to say that for a while, so...

Mateo: Hehehe... You'll have to find someone else to bite on.

[Mateo [Maestro]]

Darren, move that avatar away, I can't concentrate on reading ;D ;D

[Jinx]

haha

No problem and yup its english lol

[petitrhino]

[quote author=Mateo [Maestro] link=board=general&thread=1109949353&start=5#0 date=1110237218]Darren, move that avatar away, I can't concentrate on reading ;D ;D [/quote]

No, no, it's fine like that. NOW I can concentrate a little more on reading

[Mateo [Maestro]]

ROTFL!! And then girl call us man pigs...

[petitrhino]

Pigs? I don't call men pigs myself. They're just men. ;D

And it's perfectly understandable that I can't concentrate correctly when there's pictures of AB all over the place. At least 6 per page, and I'm not counting the avatars!

[Jinx]

man pigs why would you want to be called that oo i think i missed something again lol
I dont blame ya who could ever concentrate with pics adam around

[petitrhino]

>>>man pigs<<<
Yeah, my sentence was a bit confusing. I'll rephrase: I don't think men are pigs.

I dont blame ya who could ever concentrate with pics adam around

Thank you! Darren's avatar is the worst. That d**n gorgeous should not be aloud.

Note: I'm not drunk, I'm just in an AB praising mood

[Jinx]

oh haha i get it silly me no i dont think men are pigs either
being called a pigs not so bad though look how cute they are

google is my friend i love what i find there lol

[petitrhino]

Pigs are okay. I worked in a pig farm for 3 months a few years ago. Nice animals... except when there's 200 of them shouting (or doing the noise pigs do) at once cause they're hungry.