Here is my submission
Title: A day in the life of John Casey…
Chapters: One shot
Author: Tinadoll
Pairing:None
Fandom: Chuck
Rating: PG
Summary: Its a Day in this guys life. What more can I say?
Spoilers:None
A day in the life of John Casey…
Its about 4:29 am and dawn has yet to crack over the horizon in beautiful Los Angeles. In his bed John Casey is knocked out cold. His usual bed attire is a pair of boxer shorts and the ultimate fruit of the loom t-shirt. Not unusual was the m16 rifle he was cradling nor the manner of sleep- at ease of course..
Handsome is just about to wake up.0430 …Morning. Something about a beautiful day. Blah blah blah humid, Not really a nice day. Kill me now. I hate LA.
0430 and three seconds. Krunch …goes the d**n clock. I cannot stand the music played on this so called station- I am sorry but k7? What? Ugly Kid Joe? Come one.. The 1990 called. They want their music back.
0430: d**n I gotta piss…
0432: Shave
0434:Wash face-Brush teeth
0440:Shower away my morning wood.
0445: Dress proper. Black. Brush hair in mirror.Am I slim?*glare* yes. Am I handsome? *glare* yes. Am I young? *glares harder* YES.
Thought so.
0450:Through Morgan door. Morning Bartowski. Lets go running.
0600: Kids about to die. No more running today. Back through the Morgan door for him.
0605: Sister…Ellie…Comes in because she hear him whimpering. She caught me. He pleads. She looks at me. Hello gorgeous. She backs off coyly. That’s right. See how hot and bothered I am.
I bail out of fine time with the family and head back to my apartment
0610: in the shower. Away more morning wood.
0700: Stare at Sarah Walkers ass while kissed major bigwig ass during morning debriefing
0800: Torture Chuck whilst driving to work with spirited 70’s Christian Music (
Norman Greenbuam’s Spirit in the sky) Glare at Morgan who is cowering in the back seat.Sing Along.
0832: Swear seeing a Blue British police box…Scottish looking guy and some big breasted Redhead..and a winking waving guy.
Probably gay.0900: Open the Buy-More
0930: Torture Chuck
0945: Scare Morgan
1000: Attempt to scare Anna Wu.
ABORT MISSION.1100: Selling my
pigu off
1300:Lunch. Eating stale sandwich,. Wish I had a brewsky. Sneak into mock setup room and email Cousin Chad because it’s his birthday. not a very nice person. Remind him to call Aunt Flo. I giggle at my own joke.
1500 Chuck flashes. Boo hoo.
1800. Get off work. Investigate flash. Save the day. *yawn*Go home
1900- Make sure Chuck is in bed and head to own safehouse.
2000- Watch reruns of the X-files and Ugly Betty that I have recorded. Take care of myself. ahem.
2200-Write fanfic.Readfanfic.Update Live Journal and Myspace. I am Fifi LeRue. 16.Japanese.Its easy to catch pedophiles this way. Laugh at Furries and Anime lovers.
2300 hours-Head off to bedroom. Set up new alarm clock that I have bought myself from Buy More with employee discount. Sleep.
Dream of ship in space.Cowboys.Girls.Guns.Erections.